...Because it was that bad
...Take 1 drink everytime you see Emmy Rossum vividly lip syncing
...Take 3 drinks everytime Raul is wearing his DKNY or Ralph Lauren brown leather coat (because that is so not 18th century attire)
...take 2 drinks everytime the phantom over dramatically takes off his cape.
...Take 1 drink everytime Carotta Wines.
...Take 1 drink every time Cristine pronounces Raul's name as "raaal"
...Take 2 Drinks everytime cristine becomes infatuated with the Phantom.
...Take 1 drink everytime you cannot understand what the hell carlotta is saying.
...take 5 drinks when the Phantom's scar grows five times larger than it did when it was underneath the mask